beep beep move outta the way basic bitches leonardo dicaprio coming through
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Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”
Do you not understand?
There is no “next Harry Potter”
YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED
Same as the Beatles.
I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF FACTORS.or me
i’m unique
there’s no one like me in this universe
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One of my best boys is graduating this Sunday and so I made him a handy thing to use whenever people ask “And what do you plan on doing with that?” Which is still every other day of my life, even a year after getting my diploma.
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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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