A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:
What’s facebook? Please, everyone knows that myspace is where it’s at.
Beginning Of High School
Myspace is so creeper and dumb. FACEBOOK YEAH!! What the hell is a twitter?
Middle of High School (those five seconds right in the middle)
OMFG TWITTER SO KEWL!! LOL, IS THAT REALLY WHAT NPH THINKS OF THE WORLD?!?! What? I’ve never even heard of tumblr.
Senior Year of High School
DAFUCK IS A SOCIAL LIFE!! FOREVER ALONE!! ME GUSTA!! FUCK DA POLICE!